Total Medals Earned: 910 (From 128 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,815 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/17 (45/480 points)
Medals Earned: 7/13 (100/450 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Defend the weak.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Game completed
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
